WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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