Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize