I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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