I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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