we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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