Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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