I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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