i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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