i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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