i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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