dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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