ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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