Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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