ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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