I'm going to jail i love you
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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