My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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