You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
