Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
