Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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