Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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