i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My penis needs a shock collar
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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