So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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