Do vagina's smell?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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