It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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