Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
