he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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