Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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