Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My vagina just recognized that song.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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