do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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