This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
