If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i dont even know how to be here
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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