Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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