OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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