I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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