she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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