Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
