do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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