Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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