Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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