Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Can I color on your dick again?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
