Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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