You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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