She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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