It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
