i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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