Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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