Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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