i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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