We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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