Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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